Life in the Hall House
PHall | June 11, 2013
Momma says to sons, “Eat the bananas first before the eating the apples, because apples last longer.” Son says, “The reason apples last longer is because they are hard core.”
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Life in the Hall House
PHall | June 8, 2013
Papa says, “My taste buds must be changing, I like mash potatoes more than I used to.” Daughter explains, “Your body is preparing for when you lose all your teeth and can only eat soft foods.”
Perryism – Descartes said, “I think therefore I am.” Kierkegaard said, “I am therefore I think.” Every husband thinks, “I know I am about to get into trouble again for what I said.”
PHall | May 30, 2013
Perryism – When Moses threw down the tablets, he did not sin, but he did break all 10 Commandments.
PHall | February 28, 2013
Perryism – The plagues on Egypt were caused by a “Staff” infection.
PHall | January 29, 2013
Perryism (Humor) “Begetting”
PHall | January 29, 2013
In Bible times about a parent and a child, used today in the South with a changed emphasis: “You better begettin’ your chores done unless you be a wantin’ a whoppin’.”
Perryism – Sarah was unable to conceive that Sarah could conceive for Sarah conceiving was inconceivable because Sarah was unable to conceive.
PHall | January 16, 2013
Perryism – Sarah laughs and Vizzini scoffs because some things are just inconceivable.
PHall | January 15, 2013
Genesis 11:30 (HCSB) Sarai was unable to conceive; she did not have a child. Genesis 18:12 (HCSB) So she laughed to herself: “After I have become shriveled up and my lord is old, will I have delight?”
Humor – Bibles Are Like Bathroom Scales
PHall | January 15, 2013
Bibles are like Bathroom scales: 1) Both are unbiased; 2) Both tell the truth; 3) Both can be altered to read differently; 4) Both are neglected when needed most; 5) Both must be read individually; 6) Both can make grown people cry; 7) Both are usually left at home; 8) Both are recommended by physicians; […]
Perryism – Dieting causes an out of body experience.
PHall | January 14, 2013