PHall | October 24, 2015
Skeptics doubt the existence of Goliath as told in the Bible – 10 foot tall. The explanation of how he could have really existed is rather simple. Goliath lived around 1000 B.C. Coffee wasn’t discovered until the 10th century A.D. Some say coffee stunts your growth. Now we know how their could be giants in […]
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PHall | October 19, 2015
Change is inevitable and unavoidable. Too much change can make you feel unbalanced. Some change is small, and sometimes hardly worth the trouble. And yet it keeps coming. Too much change is annoying which is why I recommend dumping the loose change into your wife’s purse. What? You thought this was a philosophical post?
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PHall | September 23, 2015
As an example that we don’t always want a literal translation consider that the Hebrew word for honor means, “to regard as heavy.” Literally then, “Regard your mother and father as heavy.” Such a translation is weighted with problems.
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PHall | November 4, 2014
PU, alternately it’s spelled. “Phew!” exclaimed means stink, stench, and smell. Not for few, its fatigue, relief; Felt at last when sermon not brief. P H sounds like the F in “few;” Phew smelled by many in a pew. So preach well and preach to each heart; B4 their “seats” want to depart.
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PHall | September 19, 2014
Its about what its about, or its about what its not about but was about, or its about to be about another about, or its not about what its about and you are about to find out what its really about, or she tells you if you don’t know what its about then its about […]
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PHall | September 12, 2014
Twisted Truths – 1) Eve was a pain the side to Adam (Gen.2:21); 2) When it came time to help the Israelite spies, Rahab let them down (Josh.2:15) 3) Jael gave Sisera a headache (Judg.4:21); 4) Delilah made Samson lose his hair (Judg.16:19); 5) John the Baptist lost his head over a woman (Mt.14:8).
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PHall | September 2, 2014
1. Roasting beans, our morning’s coffee, Percolating every morn. But for us, it keeps us waking, Just as long as we can pour. Refrain Let the coffee beans keep roasting! Send a cup across my way! Some poor fainting, slumbering Christian, You may rescue, sleep may stave. 2. Dark my eyes of morn […]
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PHall | July 25, 2014
A secret weight loss program has been discovered in the Bible. No diet or exercise required. To lose up to 5 pounds immediately, go on the Absalom diet plan. All you have to do is get a hair cut (2 Sam.14:26). Disclaimer: Results not typical.
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PHall | June 25, 2014
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PHall | May 9, 2014
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