PHall | April 15, 2014
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PHall | January 23, 2014
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PHall | January 23, 2014
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PHall | December 9, 2013
Ben-hur means “son of Hur.” So the father, well he was Hur. And Ben-hur’s father and his wife were “Hur and her.” When she spoke of him, he was Hur. But when Hur spoke of her, she was her.
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PHall | November 19, 2013
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Comments Off on Perryism – Calling your spouse “honey” works every time – it means you think they are sweet; or when mad, you think they are bee barf.
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PHall | October 25, 2013
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PHall | October 25, 2013
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PHall | October 25, 2013
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PHall | October 16, 2013
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Comments Off on Perryism – Columbus Day, the day we celebrate a man who got lost and didn’t stop to ask directions.
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PHall | September 25, 2013
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