Perryism – The book of Zephaniah is “habakkuk” the book of Habakkuk.
PHall | November 10, 2012
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Perryism – To discover the meaning of life, you need to know where to look…between “lieutenant” and “life-belt” in the dictionary.
PHall | November 8, 2012
Humor – Perryisms on Smartphones
PHall | September 14, 2012
#1 – I’ve entered into the world of widgets, as in “This is what I got on my phone, ‘widget’ get on yours?” #2 – There are “apps” and then there are “apts” as in: “I’m apt to throw this Smartphone across the room if it keeps making me feel dumb.” #3 – I am […]
Genesis 2:21-22; 15:12 – Bad Hermeneutics and Bad Humor
PHall | December 22, 2010
God caused Adam to fall into a deep sleep. God caused Abram to fall into a deep sleep. While sleeping, God brought a wife to Adam. While Abram slept, “suddenly a terror and great darkness descended on him.” This is an example of where if you put two verses together that don’t belong, you can […]
Perryisms – Thanksgiving
PHall | November 26, 2010
1. “The official dress code for Thanksgiving should be stretch pants.” To which a friend replied, “I guess stretch pants could also be called turkey dressing.” 2. ThanksGIVING is in the kitchen. Giving of THANKS is at the table. 3. Thanksgiving is where the turkey is not the only thing stuffed.
Matthew 7:12 – A Kind of Humor on Being Kind
PHall | August 10, 2010
Here is a little word play on the Golden Rule – To respond in kind means to be mean to the mean and be not kind. To use kindness as our mean is to respond in kindness which means to be kind to the mean. I mean to be kind that is the kind of […]
Humor – Poem – My Wife Is Like An Old Recliner
PHall | August 9, 2010
My wife is like an old recliner, No offense because nothing is finer. It might be old, stained and rickety, But no new model is good for me. Years together make a perfect fit, Something young love cannot quite yet get. But when my good wife this poem shall read, There are parts which she […]
Perryism – An Alarming Clock?
PHall | May 5, 2010
An alarm clock is, well, so alarming and violent. I prefer a non-committal, co-dependent clock – in a hushed, dulcet voice it calmly says, “it might be time to get up, but only if you want to.” Proverbs 27:14 HCSB If one blesses his neighbor with a loud voice early in the morning, it will […]
Hebrews – Food
PHall | February 26, 2010
Many people have food allergies, but the Bible has food…analogies. Yes, this little article might be hard to swallow, but chew on its truths for a little while and you will be able to stomach the puns.
NASCAR
PHall | September 18, 2009
I’m new to North Carolina, and being a preacher I’m interested in the various religions of my neighbors. I’ve learned there are Baptists, Catholics, more Baptists, Moravians, more Baptists, and a religion I’ve never heard of – NASCAR. Not many people know that NASCAR is an acronym: National Association for Stock Car Auto Religion. Personally, […]