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Biblical truth standing on its spiritual head to get our eternal attention.

Satire – The 10 Commandments for Modern Church Goers

| September 17, 2024

1. Thou shalt put God first on your calendar unless something fun comes up. 2. Thou shalt not allow images to replace God unless it is a husband, wife, child, boyfriend or girlfriend. 3. Thou shalt not take my name in vain unless you use text talk like OMG because that is LOL. 4. Thou […]

Humor in the Bible – Mark 1:35-38

| August 19, 2021

I see both intentional and unintentional humor in the Bible where others don’t. I’ll let you decide: PROBLEM – Jesus went a little bit away. His disciples find him. They tell.him everyone one is looking for him. SOLUTION – Jesus says, “Let’s all.go even further away!” (The last answer they expected) TEXT – “Very early […]

I believe in global warming – “But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, in which the heavens will pass away with a roar and the elements will be destroyed with intense heat, and the earth and its works will be burned up” (2 Peter 3:10).

| March 9, 2020

When preaching the milk of the word, preach whole milk and not skim. Skim milk is skimming the surface, and skim milk is blue, and no one wants to drink blue skim.

| March 9, 2020

Indecent apparel is a topic that will always need to be…covered.

| February 28, 2020

What Should We Call Sermons?

| February 19, 2020

Religious places are now offering “lectures” instead of sermons for special occasions. Plus, I’m guessing “Don’t get preachy” is a common feeling associated with “sermons”. But…I can’t ever remember liking have to sit down and listen to my parents “lecturing” me either! Can’t call these sessions “talks” either because who wants to hear, “We need […]

1 Timothy 5:14 – House Despot?

| October 24, 2018

Husbands are the head of the home. Wives are the head of the house. Paul wrote women are to “keep house” (NASB) which is not a good rendering. “Manage their households” (HCSB) much better. The actual word Paul used was oikodespotéō. Broken down, the first part, oiko, means house. Now look at the second part […]

Humor

| January 26, 2017

From a church family – “During bible study today, we came across this verse, Luke 20:32, “Finally, the woman died too.” Shaila immediately announced that she wants that verse on her tombstone.”

If Abbot and Costello asked Noah about his sons’ names:

| May 25, 2016

If Abbot and Costello asked Noah about his sons’ names: A&C – What’s the name of your first son? Noah – Name. A&C – Yes, name? Noah – Yes, Name. A&C – What’s his name! Noah – Name. A&C – If you’re not going to tell us, what’s the name of your second son? Noah […]

Humor: Why I Hate the 2015 Starbucks Christmas Cup

| November 11, 2015

Reasons I Hate the 2015 Starbucks Christmas Cup: 1) It came out and its not even Thanksgiving yet; 2) Someone got paid big bucks for plagiarizing a red Solo cup, and I wasn’t that someone; 3) It looks just like my Christmas stocking so now I doubt the sincerity of my stocking; 4) Everyone knows […]