PHall | September 17, 2024
1. Thou shalt put God first on your calendar unless something fun comes up. 2. Thou shalt not allow images to replace God unless it is a husband, wife, child, boyfriend or girlfriend. 3. Thou shalt not take my name in vain unless you use text talk like OMG because that is LOL. 4. Thou […]
Category: Exodus, Deuteronony, Humor |
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PHall | August 19, 2021
I see both intentional and unintentional humor in the Bible where others don’t. I’ll let you decide: PROBLEM – Jesus went a little bit away. His disciples find him. They tell.him everyone one is looking for him. SOLUTION – Jesus says, “Let’s all.go even further away!” (The last answer they expected) TEXT – “Very early […]
Category: Mark, Humor |
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PHall | March 9, 2020
Category: Humor |
Comments Off on I believe in global warming – “But the day of the Lord will come like a thief, in which the heavens will pass away with a roar and the elements will be destroyed with intense heat, and the earth and its works will be burned up” (2 Peter 3:10).
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PHall | March 9, 2020
Category: Humor |
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PHall | February 28, 2020
Category: Humor |
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PHall | February 19, 2020
Religious places are now offering “lectures” instead of sermons for special occasions. Plus, I’m guessing “Don’t get preachy” is a common feeling associated with “sermons”. But…I can’t ever remember liking have to sit down and listen to my parents “lecturing” me either! Can’t call these sessions “talks” either because who wants to hear, “We need […]
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PHall | October 24, 2018
Husbands are the head of the home. Wives are the head of the house. Paul wrote women are to “keep house” (NASB) which is not a good rendering. “Manage their households” (HCSB) much better. The actual word Paul used was oikodespotéō. Broken down, the first part, oiko, means house. Now look at the second part […]
Category: I Timothy, Humor |
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PHall | January 26, 2017
From a church family – “During bible study today, we came across this verse, Luke 20:32, “Finally, the woman died too.” Shaila immediately announced that she wants that verse on her tombstone.”
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PHall | May 25, 2016
If Abbot and Costello asked Noah about his sons’ names: A&C – What’s the name of your first son? Noah – Name. A&C – Yes, name? Noah – Yes, Name. A&C – What’s his name! Noah – Name. A&C – If you’re not going to tell us, what’s the name of your second son? Noah […]
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PHall | November 11, 2015
Reasons I Hate the 2015 Starbucks Christmas Cup: 1) It came out and its not even Thanksgiving yet; 2) Someone got paid big bucks for plagiarizing a red Solo cup, and I wasn’t that someone; 3) It looks just like my Christmas stocking so now I doubt the sincerity of my stocking; 4) Everyone knows […]
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