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Humor – Not So Spiritual Thoughts When Fasting
Not So Spiritual Thoughts when Fasting: 1) Eating as much as I can before midnight before the fast is not cheating, it’s preparing; 2) If I sleep in late and go to bed early, that’s less time I have to think about food; 3) It’s two hours before the midnight end of the fast, but its midnight in some time zone, somewhere, right?; 4) Fasting…yea right, more like slowing; 5) Wow, this toothpaste tastes good; 6) And people think my sermons last forever; 7) If it takes 7 years to digest, gum is not technically a food; 8) I think I’ll try on my skinny clothes before I end the fast; 9) I peaked in the fridge and leftovers never looked so good; 10) It’s midnight, time to pig out…I mean say a prayer and be thankful.
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