- #1 – I’ve entered into the world of widgets, as in “This is what I got on my phone, ‘widget’ get on yours?”
- #2 – There are “apps” and then there are “apts” as in: “I’m apt to throw this Smartphone across the room if it keeps making me feel dumb.”
- #3 – I am a Smartphones Rebel. I set the “phone ringtone” to “Vintage Telephone” so it sounds like a phone (how original!). No singing, beeps, or buzzing – just ringing. I feel like a won a small victory.
- #4 – I now own a smart-phone, but sadly it is not smart enough to deal with people like me.
- #5 – Android designers must have eating disorders based on the names of their platforms: ice cream sandwich, gingerbread, fro yo, éclair, donut and cupcake.
- #6 – Years ago people had party lines on their phones, now people film parties on their phones.
- #7 – Years ago we had phone lines, now people stand in line to buy iPhones.
- #8 – The good news is I finally moved into the 20th century. The bad news is it is already the 21st century. The worse news is I still prefer the phones from the 19th century.
- #9 – You know you’re old when someone asks which phone carrier you use and you start listing the names of your carrier pigeons.
- #10 – You know you’ve come a long way, but you’re just not sure which way you’ve come, when the most important feature on your new phone is not that it can make phone calls.
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