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Matthew 5:3-10 – The Devil’s Beatitudes
Author Unknown
- Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend a few hours a week with their fellow Christians. They are my best workers.
- Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked. I can use them.
- Blessed are the “touchy” who stop going to worship and Bible study. They are my missionaries.
- Blessed are the trouble makers. They shall be called my children.
- Blessed are the complainers. I’m all ears to them.
- Blessed are those who are bored with the minister’s mannerisms and mistakes, for they get nothing out of the sermons.
- Blessed is the church member who expects to be invited to his own congregation, for he is part of the problem instead of the solution.
- Blessed are those who gossip, for they shall cause strife and divisions that please me.
- Blessed are those who are easily offended, for they will soon get angry and quit.
- Blessed are those who do not give their offering to carry on God’s word for they are my helpers.
- Blessed is he who professes to love God but hates his brother and sister, for he shall be with me forever.
- Blessed are you who, when you read this, think it is about other people and not yourself. I’ve got you too!
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